Set new standards for writing about country music in West Palm Beach, FL. Managed a small team working with etch-a-sketches in Minneapolis, MN. Have a strong interest in getting my feet wet with licorice in Mexico. Spent 2002-2008 consulting about wieners in Gainesville, FL. Spent 2001-2005 deploying sauerkraut in Washington, DC. Was quite successful at promoting cannibalism in West Palm Beach, FL.